A CAT FILL-IN-THE-BLANK PAGE

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1. [xxx] is not food. Dental floss, plants, Kleenex, toilet paper, human's homework, photographs, shoes, sweaters, socks, the couch, electrical cords/devices, phone cord, vases of flowers, electric wiring, the rubber fish toy my human drags around for me to play with, rubber bands, Mom's toe, the HUGE fly, used Q-tips. 2. I will not jump on the [xxx]. kitchen counter, table, stove, barbecue, my human's full bladder at 5:30 A.M., bed at night, TV, bed from the top of the wardrobe at night. 3. I will not sharpen my claws on the [xxx]. sofa, carpet, drapes, my human's leg, my human's boss's leg, the new speakers, wallpaper, window screen, car tires. 4. I will not barf a hairball on the [xxx]. floor, carpet, sofa, clean laundry, sleeping human, human's tax return,the tax auditor, TV, baby's mattress, kitchen counter, dining room table, big people's shoes, bathtub, marble floor (acid barf+marble=etched marble). 5. I will not climb the [xxx]. Screen, bulletin board, speaker, curtains, redwood trees, walls, lampposts. 6. I will not dunk [xxx] into my water dish. Tissues, my toy mouse, the house plants, half-digested food. 7. I will not hide [xxx]. Pens, curlers, or house keys under the carpet. 8. I recognize that the [xxx] has a right to exist. Belt, fringe on the bathroom rug, fuzzy toilet seat, house plant, human's toes, baby, human, blue jays outside, teddy bear. 9. [xxx] is not cat food. Chocolate, bananas, pizza, any human food, tea 10. [xxx] is not a bed. The stove, the pot (not hot) on the stove, sink, the crystal bowl from the people's wedding, piano strings, Mommy's sock drawer, the inside of the antique radio, the car, the electric organ, the computer keyboard. 11. [xxx] is not prey/a toy. The paper coming from the printer, the newspaper, Mummy, open milk cartons, toilet paper, pantyhose, paper clips, human's toes, the produce ripening on the kitchen counter, Q-tips, Black Widow spiders, any food, whether wrapped in something or not, the sheets, the computer mouse. 12. I will not try to climb into the [xxx]. Freezer, refrigerator, washing machine, dryer, dishwasher, garage.