10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
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9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
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8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like: alt.recreational.catnip.
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7. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.
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6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
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5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."
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4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
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3. You keep finding new software around your house like: CatinTax and WarCat II.
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2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
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1. There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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