TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CAT HAS LEARNED YOUR INTERNET PASSWORD
By Dave Fore 

10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

9.   Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

8.   You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like: 
      alt.recreational.catnip. 

7.   Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.

6.   Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5.   Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release
      of "CyberDog."

4.   Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it. 

3.   You keep finding new software around your house like: CatinTax
      and WarCat II.

2.   On IRC you're known as the IronMouser. 

1.   There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching 
      post. 

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