Eleanor Rigby

For Computer Buffs!

    Eleanor Rigby

  • Sits at the keyboard
  • And waits for a line on the screen
  • Lives in a dream
  • Waits for a signal
  • Finding some code
  • That will make the machine do some more. 
  • What is it for?
  • All the lonely users, where do they all come from? 
  • All the lonely users, why does it take so long? 
  • Guru MacKenzie
  • Typing the lines of a program that no one will run; Isn't it fun? 
  • Look at him working,
  • Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile; It takes a while...
  • All the lonely users, where do they all come from? 
  • All the lonely users, why does it take so long? 
  • Eleanor Rigby
  • Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work; 
  • Feels like a jerk.
  • Guru MacKenzie
  • Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code; 
  • Nothing will load.
  • All the lonely users, where do they all come from? 

  • All the lonely users, why does it take so long?