(Be sure to sing to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies)
I Wanna Tell You All A Story
About A Brother Named JED
Poor Publisher
Barely Kept His BIBLE READ
Then One Day
He Was Working DOOR TO DOOR
When Up Come An Elder And Said
''YOU CAN DO MORE!''
SERVICE THAT IS------------
FULL TIME---------------------------
AWAY FROM HERE---------------------
Well, Next Thing You Know
Old JED'S A PIONEER
His Kinfolk Said:
"Jed, Move Away From Here"
Said: " New York
Is The Place You Oughta Be"
So He Loaded Up His Bag
And Joined THE FAMILY
BETHEL THAT IS----------------
BROOKLYN-----------------------------
( NOT THE FARM)-----------------------
Now Here's A Message
From Jed's Ole Kin to YOU:
"Sure Like To Have You
Fill Out An Application Too"
You Might Be Invited
To Join THE FAMILY
And Have A Heapin' Helpin'
OF SPIRITUALITY
BROOKLYN BETHELITES---------
THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL THEM
NICE FOLKS
''Y'All Take A Tour Now, You Hear?''
